🚀 Anti-Utility Protocol: 0% Purpose, 100% Vibes

$SHITBARF — A monument to excessively stupid digital chaos.

Satire only. Not financial advice. If it makes you question reality, mission accomplished.

Contract Address (CA):

E7P2UNArzduDY2kzRsmMsq3ihGDaYQhPixQWV2sZpump
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Our Anti-Roadmap to Absolute Absurdity

Phase 1

Phase 1: Incendiary Inception

Launch on Solana with maximum chaos and zero utility. Because why not?

Phase 2

Phase 2: Contagious Contamination

Cross-chain chaos deployment. Spread the absurdity across all networks.

Phase 3

Phase 3: Universal Excretion

Achieve absolute pointlessness. Mission accomplished when reality is questioned.

Tokenomics

Total Supply

Total Supply

1,000,000,000 $SHITBARF

Because bigger numbers look more impressive

Team Allocation

Team Allocation

0%

No team tokens. Fair launch for maximum chaos.

Distribution

Distribution

Community-driven. Listings and LP over memes and mayhem.

LUNA: $0.000087 (-99.8%)FTT: $1.23 (-89.4%)CELSIUS: $0.12 (-95.2%)TERRA: $0.0001 (-99.9%)ICP: $4.21 (-78.3%)SAFEMOON: $0.00001 (-99.7%)SQUID: $0.000001 (-99.99%)TITAN: $0.000000001 (-100%)IRON: $0.01 (-99.5%)BUNNY: $0.05 (-98.2%)CAKE: $1.89 (-85.6%)SUSHI: $0.67 (-92.1%)YFI: $4,234 (-87.9%)COMP: $34.56 (-91.3%)MKR: $567 (-88.7%)LUNA: $0.000087 (-99.8%)FTT: $1.23 (-89.4%)CELSIUS: $0.12 (-95.2%)TERRA: $0.0001 (-99.9%)ICP: $4.21 (-78.3%)SAFEMOON: $0.00001 (-99.7%)SQUID: $0.000001 (-99.99%)TITAN: $0.000000001 (-100%)IRON: $0.01 (-99.5%)BUNNY: $0.05 (-98.2%)CAKE: $1.89 (-85.6%)SUSHI: $0.67 (-92.1%)YFI: $4,234 (-87.9%)COMP: $34.56 (-91.3%)MKR: $567 (-88.7%)